Funny questions to ask your partner: 40 fun couple questions

Forty funny questions to ask your partner when the evening needs a laugh more than a deep talk: silly hypotheticals, random questions and the fun couple questions only the two of you can answer. They all work both ways, so you each answer every one.

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How to use these fun questions for couples

Shuffle, read one out, both answer. The rule that makes it funny: you have to commit to an answer within ten seconds, no “I don’t know”. The hypotheticals get better when you defend your answer, so the other person is allowed one “why?” per question.

Funny hypothetical questions for couples

Money, superpowers, the end of the world. Big imaginary scenarios with small, revealing answers.

  1. You have a million dollars – what would you spend it on first?
  2. If you were millionaires for a week, what would a typical day look like?
  3. If you could choose one superpower as a couple – what would it be?
  4. If the world ended in three hours, how would you spend them together?
  5. Imagine you both take a whole year off work. How would you most like to spend that time together?
  6. If you could spend a day together inside a movie or TV show, what would you choose?
  7. If you could teleport somewhere together today, where would you go?
  8. You have 24 hours to make three shared dreams come true. What are you choosing?
  9. You spend a week without phones or other distractions. How would you spend that time?
  10. If you had 10 minutes to pack and leave for a spontaneous trip, where would you go?
  11. If you started a business together, what would it be?
  12. If you got matching tattoos, what would you get?
  13. If your relationship were a perfume, what would it be called?
  14. If your relationship were a country, what would its national holiday celebrate?

Silly questions about the two of you

Inside jokes, weird habits and the dumb things you bought together. Expect laughing at yourselves.

  1. What inside joke between you always makes you laugh?
  2. What words or jokes between you have a meaning no one else would understand?
  3. What weird habit did you only discover after you started living together?
  4. What’s the dumbest thing you bought together and somehow still own?
  5. What animal best matches your partner’s personality, and why?
  6. If your relationship had a dictionary definition, what would it say?
  7. How do you like to address your partner on a daily basis? (e.g. “babe”)
  8. What is the most spontaneous and unusual thing you think you’ve done together?
  9. What habit you share would you happily get rid of?
  10. What is one of you way better at when it comes to everyday life?
  11. What household tasks is your partner way better at than you?
  12. What are your favorite household chores?
  13. What song feels like your relationship this week?

Random questions to ask your partner

Fashion phases, teenage ideas and the one thing they can never resist buying. Good for a car ride or a queue.

  1. What was your most embarrassing fashion phase?
  2. What was your craziest idea as a teenager?
  3. What’s the one thing you can never resist buying?
  4. What social trend just doesn’t make sense to you?
  5. What usually goes through your mind right before you fall asleep?
  6. What smell instantly takes you back to childhood?
  7. What thing from childhood still brings you joy as an adult?
  8. What colors best represent your relationship?
  9. What do you think an ordinary day together will look like when you’re both 75?
  10. What kind of pet would you love to have together?
  11. If you had $15 to plan a date, what would you do?
  12. What’s your favorite time of day, and why?
  13. What meal always puts you both in a good mood?

Want more fun than questions?

Turn it into a game: truth or dare for couples has silly dares that need nothing but a phone, and this or that is the fastest way to find out how alike you really are. The coupleroom app has 2,500+ more questions, five games for couples and a Question of the Day that lands on both your phones.

What are funny questions to ask your partner?

Questions that are easy to answer but impossible to answer boringly: hypotheticals (“if you were millionaires for a week…”), questions about your shared history (“the dumbest thing you bought together”) and random ones that start a story (“your most embarrassing fashion phase”).

Can we ask these over text?

Yes. Hypotheticals work especially well over text because the other person has time to come up with a good answer. Send one, wait for the reply, then send yours.

Are these questions good for a new relationship?

Most are. The hypothetical and random sections are safe on a third date; the questions about the two of you need some shared history first.